Mystic Trends
Live from the Cave of the Oracle
We already know your future
(and we are determined to spoil the surprise)
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We are a subsidiary of HAUNTED CARNIVAL CHARITIES, which is a non profit corporation in the state of Missouri. We are interested in provided fundraising help for organizations using combination of a sense of humor, bizarre mystic experiences, and the spiritual strength of our odd leader MAXWELL SLAPPY, who is pictured below. We channel the spirit of XENU, the GALACTIC EMPEROR who seeded the earth millions of years ago (according to a certain religion) as well as that of ABE LINCOLN. Opinions expressed by ghosts, aliens, Abe Lincoln, Xenu, and dead folks we channel on Twitter are their own and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of MYSTIC TRENDS, or it's parent corporation. So there.
Interested in upsetting the space-time continuum by learning too much about your fate?
